Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Charismatic inscrewtability...Ken's yer man!

New York - His sex crime views are the stuff of misogynist rapture amid a mounting press furor.

Today a groundswell of pubic opinion is backing Clarke to take the stand supporting the beleaguered IMF ex-CEO.

"Ken would make an ideal expert witness," Sir Hugo Mc B'astard of the Women-R-Bollox website commented today.

"He has that charismatic aura of inscrewtability - er...credibility! - beloved by defamation juries the world over.

"Wanna see a pic of his massive attributes?"

Meanwhile in the House of Lords a peer has nominated ex-Royal Bank of Scotland CEO Sir Fred Goodwin as the next head of the IMF.

"Of course Fred's not in the same heavyweight league as previous IMF bosses," Lord Blarney commented.

"But his endearing fiscal knowhow makes him a natural choice over Gorgon Brown and Peter Mandelson."

Nick Clegg is daft as a brush.

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