Another Celebrity Applies For Super Injunction

Funny story written by grimbo

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

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Hot on the heels of the Ryan Giggs Twitter/Super Injunction controversy, it has been reported in some circles that another British celebrity has applied for a Gagging Order.

Its alleged that a high profile soap actress has made a formal request to Southwark Crown Court for a Gagging Order. Should the Order be granted, this would allow her to vomit whenever and wherever she desires in her desperate attempts to achieve a size zero figure.

The actress aims to lose at least six stones and produce a fitness DVD for the Christmas market, entitled "Barf Your Way To A Bafta".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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