BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet.
Agreeing with President Obama and other notary sojacs of the Democratic Party, Benvenudo said that pictures of Weiner's alleged genitals have been a distraction, which left unabated, would prevent the President from his scheduled golf game with House Majority Leader Boehner and Vice-President Biden.
Benvenudo has previously represented mafioso goombahs such as Tony "Crooked Cock" Gambioso and Louie "Ant Dick' Spilotro. So he has the necessary bonafides to give Tony "Look at This" Weiner an adequate defense.
