Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

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Down With This Sort Of Thing!

A leading British psychologist today made an impassioned plea for the incessant deluge of "jokes" concerning Queens 9th District Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner's Weiner to be finally put to bed.

Professor Frederick Treves, a leading psychologist at the Royal London Hospital revealed that he finds it quite disturbing that a nation of so-called red blooded macho males appear to have become so engrossed with Senator Weiner's penis, that it has reached a point where it appears to have become an obsession.

He explained that despite Congressman Weiner acting like a proboscically challenged egomaniac with a tendency towards the melodramatic, he did not come to the attention of the satirical community until such time as he tweeted explicit pictures of his lettuce spreader on the Twitter site. From whence he became an obsession for the American public.

Whilst it is an acknowledged fact that when the story first broke, it had a great deal of comedic value, a given, when one considers that the Congressman's surname is a euphemistic term for the male reproductive organ, it must also be acknowledged that the same tired old gags are being dredged up time after time after time, and that the bottom of the barrel has been scraped so thoroughly that it has all but been worn away.

Professor Treves went on to state that the obsession appeared to be approaching an unhealthy state, which is the next step up from being frightening.

Professor of Humanities, S G Vincent of UCLA agreed with his English counterpart, saying:

"Professor Treves is quite correct in his conclusions. This obsession with Congressman Weiner's weiner does appear to be unhealthy. Not only are the gags tired and wrung out, but it makes you wonder about the people who are writing so obsessively about them. Are they on the other bus? Are they holding the bat the wrong way round? Are they over enthusiastic in the scrimmage? Or are they unhealthily preoccupied with fantasizing about Congressman Weiner's gut stick? Whichever way you care to look at it, it seems to me that it's high time Congressman Weiner's Weiner was put to bed, once and for all. We've had our fill of it. God bless America."

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