Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda

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Monday, 6 June 2011

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Weird and wacky right winger Sara Palin gave the strongest clue so far that she would be throwing her hat in the ring for the 2012 Republican nomination when she laid down several strong policy statements.

Palin, who is in the middle of her "One Nation Tour", made some bold promises during a speech to an enthusiastic 50,000 plus crowd in Nashville, Tennessee.

The former Alaskan governor said that, if she were ever to reach the lofty heights of the Presidency, she would bring an end to tornadoes, floods and any kind of heavy snow.

"We are the most powerful nation in the global world", Palin stated, "and we should start acting like it.

We spend billions of dollars every year on international aid and development.

If I was President, I would redirect these wasted dollars to developing new environmental technology that would get rid of the conditions that create any kind of bad weather in our great land.

It shouldn't be that difficult, God Darnit".

Although she would not deny or confirm the claim, its alleged that Palin would consider sanctioning the building of massive fans in space that would blow all nascent tornadoes and snowstorms away from American skies and redirect them in the direction of Europe.

She is also believed to be interested in developing even more giant heaters that would dry up any excess river levels and make flooding a thing of the past.

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