Only days after the killing of top terrorist Osama bin Laden, former president George W. Bush has been abducted from his ranch in Crawford, TX. The operation performed by U.S. Navy Seals has been described as an early morning raid involving at least ten helicopters and more than 400 special ops commandos. Sixty-eight minutes later a shocked Laura Bush was taken in by concerned neighbors.
While two of the helicopters collided and went down spectacularly splashing into the swimming pool, no casualties have been reported by local police. A local defense contractor has later been seen scrapping up parts from the crashed stealth helicopters that lay scattered around the pool.
Although there has been no official statement released by the White House just yet, today's operation comes as no surprise to a majority of Washington senior political analysts. A person familiar with the situation indicates that several of the records discovered in bin Laden's Abbottabad compound have yielded strong evidence that the Bush families had for long been associated to the Bin Laden families. One of the records is said to be the translation of a documentary video by a prominent American filmmaker.
Bush has apparently been flown out to Guantanamo Bay, where he is currently being interrogated by counter-terrorism specialists. Several photos that leaked from the Situation Room are virtually indistinguishable from ones that were released earlier this week.