Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 28 April 2011

As bustling birthers decipher the latest attempt by President Obama to prove he was born in Hawaii, The Donald, proud of achieving what the media failed to do; forcing the President to finally reveal his ersatz live birth document, is moving on to Obama's academic record.

Trump, who graduated from the prestigious University of Pennslyvania Wharton School, is a little put off that a very poor student who attended Occidental College with little academic achievement, was inexplicably allowed to enroll at Columbia University and then was accepted by Harvard University Law School, chosen editor of the Law Review, and graduated magna cum laude, won't allow anyone to see his transcripts.

With liberal media pundits and some loud mouth, riff-raff talk show gaffers claiming Trump is using racial shorthand, via affirmative action, to imply that if Obama had to compete with other applicants for these prestigious positions, he would have never been accepted.

Why is the mysterious Mr. Obama so leery of revealing his tracks?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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