Donald Trump Now Wants To See President Obama's 'Dental Records'

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 28 April 2011

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President Obama speaking with Vice President Joe Biden in regards to Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump.

NEW YORK CITY - Not content with having seen President Barack Obama's birth certificate Donald Trump is now asking to see the presidents dental records.

It appears that Mr. Trump just happens to have way too much free time on his hands. Vice President Joe Biden has instructed the Secret Service to investigate Donald Trump and see if perhaps he is getting together with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter and cooking up these ridiculous time-wasting questions.

The vice-president stated that if it can be proven that, that is in fact what Donald Trump is doing then he could possibly find himself in some very serious legal trouble.

The United States attorney general could charge Mr. Trump with the U.S. Frivolous Time Wasting Statue of 1951 with deals with obstructing the president of the United States from performing his assigned duties in a timely manner.

And if found guilty Donald Trump could be fined up to $100,000 and incarcerated in a Federal Corrections Facility for a period of up to two years.

When a reporter for iGossip called the Trump Tower Building and tried to reach Mr. Trump for a comment his secretary said that he was out serving cookies and hot chocolate to the residents of The Rip Van Winkle Senior Citizens Home in Harlem.

Donald Trump is 64, but for some reason he has recently started acting like he's 14.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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