Written by b kenneth mcgee

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Singing, "We shall ovecomb, we shall overcomb one day," they arrived by the thousands in chartered buses. Most were from rehab centers and assisted living centers from up and down the east coast. Although the participants from the rehab centers thought they were going on a work-release program and the seniors thought they were going to Atlantic City for a day of fun and slots, they were a joyous crowd, just happy to be out.

When Donald Trump took the podium at the DC Mall, he was dressed in a toga and carrying a scepter. He spoke, "Citizens of Rome," and an aide quickly whispered in his ear. Trump continued, "Scuse me. Fellow Americans, I came today, not to bury Obama but to totally destroy him." The crowd roared its approval. Trump continued,

"I have big news." The crowd quieted. "He was not even born! He was hatched!" The president of our great country was hatched!" Pausing for emphasis, he practically yelled his next remark: "He was not even hatched in this country!" Many in the crowd groaned and rent their garments.

Trump spoke now in slow and measured tones, "I have spent two million dollars investigating the evil one and have found the cave in Kenya where he was hatched and even the shell he came from!" The assembled now listened in hushed silence.

Trump continued: "The egg, which I now have under armed guard in an undisclosed location has the name Barack etched on it and the date 196l. It also has the communist hammer and sickle etched on it and the words USA 2008. Need I say more!?"

"NO!," screamed the audience.

At this point 'Trump spoke in a quick staccato, "My fellow Americans, you have been swept under the rug for too long. Let me say this to you. I too, have been under a rug for my entire adult life and I am a better man for it. You can't pick up chicks in a bar with a freaking billiard ball for a head! Believe me, after three wives and so many one nighters that you couldn't count them, I know the upside of living under a rug! I have come to take you to the Promised Land!" At this point, he held the scepter in the air and cried out, "Hail Rome!" An aide quickly whispered in his ear.

"Scuse me," said The Donald. "Hail my lieges!"

As he left the stage, the crowd was screaming in unison,

"Toga! Toga! Toga!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump

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