Week Three: Spoof Writer Still Drunk

Written by UWGB-Beek

Thursday, 9 December 2010

A Spoof Writer who vowed to stay in his basement until Sarah Palin went away is still hiding out in his basement.

His protest is going mostly unnoticed by the mainstream media that can't seem to get enough of the woman.

This week was a little hard on the Spoof writer, but he did have a moment, oh, I will let you read his words.

"This week I had a weak moment when I was sitting in my basement. I happened to find a picture of Sarah Palin that made her kind of look sexy, and in my drunk stupor I used the picture to aid a fantasy about myself doing things to her that would make that Mama Grizzly growl with pleasure." UWGB-Beek said.

"I can't say that I am proud of myself, and blame the Coors for making me weak and horny." UWGB-Beek added.

UWGB-Beek did say that he will continue to hide in his basement until the foreseeable future.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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