LONDON – (Satire News) – The man who leaked more leaks in the history of leaking is now begging President Biden to help get him out of jail. Julian Assange, who is 49, but who is now looking more like 69, told Loretta Piffinshaw, with England’s Ta…
LIVERPOOL, England – The founder of Wikileaks and Pipileaks, Julian Assange, texted President Trump and begged him to please give him a Presidential Pardon so he can get out of prison before he hurts himself with a bar of soap. Assange has used up…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has received an envelope which contained a secret recording, that was made of First Lady Melania Trump uttering some sailor-like vulgarities. The tape, which was provided by Wikileaks, had Melania r…
ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the president is literally foaming at the mouth at a recent report. Wikileaks has allegedly obtained several hours' worth of audio tapes, in which the self-proclaimed ‘le…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - A well-known White House insider is saying that the President is in a horrendously horrible mood, after learning from son Eric, that Wikileaks has just announced an up-coming public photo dump. Trump, who, four y…
Julian Assange, the man who was arrested by British police at the Ecuador Embassy in London on Thursday, has slipped past his captors and has miraculously escaped. You might say, "there has been a leak". Mr. Assange was being detained at a poli...
Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, who had been residing at the Ecuador Embassy in London since 2012 until his arrest last Thursday, is a wanted man in both the US and Sweden, but, apart from that, it's difficult to think of anything else to w...
Following the eviction of Julian Assange and his cat from the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, an information dump to all the world news agencies was automatically released, spilling out Donald Trump’s tax returns for the last ten years, high school and...
April 12, 2019 London, United Kingdom In an exclusive interview with award-winning reporter, Amiko Aventurista, the Ecuadorian Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Senior Maximo Frutuoso De La Cruz Rodriquez, explained his 10 reasons why Julian Assa...
Following the arrest of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after President Lenin Moreno rescinded the diplomatic asylum Ecuador granted Assange in 2012, Ecuador plummeted off the list of top ten asylum destinations f...
“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...
London, UK-The Ecuadorian embassy issued its first statement explaining their decision to halt internet access to Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief. "Julian Assange resides with us at the embassy since June 2012. Ecuador granted him polit...
Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...
WASHINGTON -- It was reported on last Monday, July 25, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) confirmed its investigation into the hack involving the Democratic National Committee (DNC) emails. Since the breach of the DNC server was first announc...
Dear diary, *sigh I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this. It's always the freakin' governments! Boston - government! Charlie Hebdo - government! Australia - government! And my superiors (obviously) don...
The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...
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