(Hambone, Alabama)–Jimmy Gadfly was sentenced to 20 years for cracking corn as if no one cared. According to witnesses, Jimmy was often observed cracking corn, and was repeatedly asked to stop, but adamantly refused. “I saw Jimmy sitting over ther…
A woman has told her neighbour that, despite all the expert medical Coronavirus advice being despatched on an almost-daily basis to the general public, she doesn't really need it, as it's exactly what she's been saying all along. Janice Frigg, who...
Molly Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, prides herself on remaining calm, cool, and collected in the crises she herself creates. "Someone's got to be the voice of reason when things get toxic and overly emotional as a result of gossip I've spread or mi...
The reputation of a man who went to his local pub 'for a quiet drink' last Saturday night, but then changed his agenda halfway through the evening, is in tatters, after a series of unplanned escapades. Reputable Lawrence Jackson, 38, ordered a pin...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...
When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom. She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was alway...
Sources report little activity recently on Manchester United and England footballer, Rio Ferdinand's Twitter account. Insiders reveal that they're not sure if the reason behind the inactivity is because of fear of hackers, or because of redtop allega...
In the wake of recent revelations concerning super injunction cases in the UK, millions of computer users have been signing up with 140 character social networking site, Twitter, for their daily dose of salacious gossip. Tweeters have been warned...
HOLLYWOOD, CA Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez and Lindsay Lohan have announced they will be forming a new entertainment conglomerate designed to bring the works of Shakespeare to young people. The unlikely trio recently shared lunch on Hollyw...
(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead. "We just don't get...
Forget OK! Forget Hello! You can even ignore Heat and Star and Grazia and Look… You won't find this exclusive on any of the news stands…(we get the picture, ed). Or on those celeb gossip bits in between ad breaks on C5. Spoof is the only place...
Hollywood, CA - Move over TMZ, there's another celebrity rumor mill in town and they are willing to spend big bucks to take the celebrity business to a whole 'nother level. Spread'M is reportedly behind Jon Gosselin's huge dragon tattoo and t...
Due to the extensive election fever that has gripped the nation and the sad loss of ugly Benda, many seem to have forgotten about that other bunch of thieving comedians across the English Channel (soon to be officially renamed the European Ditch because the Frogs and Krauts find the term English deeply offensive) who are hell bent on sabotaging the British economy by sending all of their deadbeats...
Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6...
HOLLYWOOD - Tinseltown's notorious purveyor of scandalous celebrity blogging hors d'oeuvres Perez Hilton, has just received word that he has been picked to play the infamous blonde celebrity maven Paris Hilton on the silver screen in the Warner Broth...
A two-year study by experts from the University of Dungeness, Kent, has shown that women talk about 18% more than they did ten years ago, a rise of 40% on the 1970's. The rise is being put down to the increased use of mobile phones, although Profe...
Hugh Hefner in a statement of his idea of having a True Love "A True Love for me is defined almost exclusively in terms of romantic love as defined by the films of my childhood, especially when I was 13 and all those secret Betty Page photos and...
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