TSA Announces Thanksgiving Travel Went Smoothly

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 29 November 2010

TSA announced that holiday traveling went smoothly because free alcohol was given to passengers before every frisking.

"Alcohol has the power to make painful things feel not so painful. Sure, a few people might have a higher tolerance to alcohol and felt a little violated by the frisk, but we really didn't hear too many complaints from passengers." an unidentified TSA spokesman said.

TSA is trying to improve airport security by making harder for people to pick flying over driving because they don't want to be frisked.

"It is our hope that less people will fly due to our new improved policies, and thus improving the safety of every flight." The unidentified TSA spokesman said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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