BUG OUT! When the Going Gets Tough, Obama Bails!

Funny story written by Morse

Thursday, 28 October 2010

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Barack Obama has finally shown what he's made of, as the self proclaimed leader of the Free World packed up and bailed out leaving his constituency in the lurch less than a week before mid term election.

With an iconic "Charge, I'll Follow" radio message to African American Radio Stations, E-mails of encouragement to Unions who have been accused of eating their young, and masses of Illegal Aliens exhorting them to "rise up against your enemies and punish them," and further encouraging racial harmony by defiantly saying no matter what happens in the mid term elections the GOP would be relegated 'to the back of the bus," Barry packed his teleprompters and took off.

Barry, unable to face the impending election tsunami repudiating his destructive reign due to his overwhelming hubris, packed up his family and entourage of several hundred, and sought solace , asylum and understanding in India and Indonesia, carrying with him promises of yet more financial aid
in an attempt to buy himself some 'love.'

His retreat was only the latest defection from the dysfunctional party, with over a dozen of the Chicago Cabal having bailed in the past several weeks.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton continues with her game plan silently mouthing "I told you so!" as Slick Willie remains at home cementing their power base for a run for the roses in either 2012 or 2016.

Hillary and her Pants Suit Posse have been conveniently out of the country for the past month, and out of the limelight signaling loud and clear, " Hey.... I have nothing to do with this mess....I voted for ME!"

Most telling sign that Obama is Toast, is that not one Dem running for election has touted health care, cap & trade, or most compelling ,said they'd vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House should the Dems maintain their strangle hold on Congress.

Most have ducked out Obama visits, and no one has appeared for the free photo ops with the Anointed One.

In financially devastated and Democratically controlled Rhode Island, home of the perennially pickled Patrick "Patches" Kennedy who's drink driving record precluded yet another run, the Dem candidate for Governor told Barry to "take your endorsement and shove it" after Barry didn't have enough loyalty to endorse him over a former Republican running on the independent ticket.

As many have known, and hordes are now recognizing, Barry is all about HIS OWN SELF, not an encouraging prospect as the country faces continued economic threats and hostile actions by rogue nations, when in these times they need a TRUE STATESMAN and LEADER OF CHARACTER AND PRINCIPLE.

As an executive for National Public Radio (NPR) confided yesterday, " I don't know what he's thinking....I guess that's between himself and his Psychiatrist or his Tribal Witch Doctor...!"

Meanwhile in Indonesia the "Welcome Barry Sorento" signs are already in place for a glorious homecoming celebration.

"Bi-racial, Bi-Partisan, Bi-Lingual, Bi-Multinational my arse," said one grass roots activist on the eve of voting, "that guy is Bi-Polar....and we need all the help we can get!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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