Tea Party Gets out of Hand

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Washington-- Tea Party shows it isn't only racist, but it is in favor of a military state that enjoys squashing free speech.

A Rand Paul supporter decided to show the world that the Tea Party doesn't stand for free speech.

Ms. Valle was the woman attacked by Mr. Paul's supporters. She is employed by MoveOn.org, and was trying to get a photo with Mr. Paul when she was mauled by the Tea Party.

"I saw a woman with a sign coming towards Mr. Paul, so I tackled her and put her in her place," a Rand Paul supporter said to reporters.

"I don't think I went too far, and think she should really learn her place. A woman shouldn't express herself like that." The supporter added.

The Tea Party has made lots of news for being racist, but lately they have added anti-free speech to their list.

"I fear for my country when you see things like a grown man tackling a woman and then stepping on her head." Marry Diggs, a Kentucky Republican, said.

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