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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Barney Frank's Partner Will Be Attending the Whack-A-Thon

BOSTON, MA - Barney Frank, Chairman of the newly formed TEAT-Party (The Entitlement And Tyranny-Party) announced today that his organization is planning a 24-hour circle-jerk to protest the success of the TEA Party movement.

The event will be held at the Colonial Theatre located on Boston's famous Boylston Street on October 31. Lube will be donated by the "Gay and Lesbian Activists Alliance", a proud organization dedicating to promoting gay and lesbian sex.

The Spoof! authors, Bureau and Queen Mudder said that they would be attending the event for purely professional reasons, while "Poking fun" at whoever needs poking fun at...

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Topics: Tea Party




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