Written by Gay Larry

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Standing tall and proud, like an erect penis, the AR Condo in Fort Worth

A same-sex Texas homosexual had the shock of his sweet life yesterday when he got into an elevator and looked into the mirror, only to find a same-sex Texas homosexual staring right back at him - and it wasn't himself!

Larry Sabu, 20, was visiting a gay friend at the Abel Rodriguez condominium in central Fort Worth, and entered the elevator to take him to the dizzy heights of the 69th floor.

When he looked into the mirror, however, he saw another rampant homo staring right back at him, and, after the pair's eyes met and scoured each other's supple bodies up and down for several tender minutes - well, you can guess what happened next!

They were raving benders, after all!

Later, Sabu, 20, said "It's amazing the kind of things that happen to gay people like me. Everywhere I go, I find excitement, enjoyment and elevation - especially in a lift! Mind you, I suppose there is the huge long-term cost of having a strapping bloke repeatedly ram his cock up my arse!"

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