Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck

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Sunday, 17 October 2010


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Larry brings pleasure to young boys

A gay man from New Mexico is in hot water with local parents after he visited a children's playground and allowed their children to play with his Toy Truck.

Larry Sabu, 20, innocently approached the children and asked them if they wanted to see something large, purple and shiny.

Naturally, the children being from New Mexico, they were only to pleased to see what Larry had tucked beneath his overcoat.

But before the fun could begin, a sweaty, fat Roy Orbison-lookalike came storming across and accosted Larry, accusing him of being 'up to no good'.

Larry merely whipped out his Toy Truck and began rolling it harmlessly along a sandpit, making honking noises as you would expect.

Immediately, the puffy-faced Roy Orbison man backed down and apologised.

"I obviously am a man with a very dirty mind", said 'Roy Orbison'.

Larry was understanding and accepted the man's sincere apology.

"He was clearly not right in the head", said Larry, "but now I wont get bothered when I turn up next week to show the boys my cock".

Larry being an amateur hen-farmer, we presume he is referring to a rooster.

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