Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, was left red faced and shamed last night after admitting that he was responsible for allowing Richard 'Big Dick' Savage stuck in a hole he'd left uncovered in his garden.
"I was digging a miniature fort in my garden and had just completed stage one of the excavation of the trench when I was called for my tea and completely forgot to put up any signs or safety barriers", Larry said.
Big Dick - a former Texan Marine - was passing by, and being the nosy fucker that he is, he climbed over the fence and went to inspect Larry's erection.
In the fading light of the October evening, Dick couldn't have seen the massive gaping hole he was about to tumble in to.
The irony of the whole (Hole?) event was that Larry was too distracted by the media coverage on the news of the Chilean Miner's Rescue to hear the helpless screams of Dick who was stuck in that slimy, wet, sticky hole.
"When I came out of the house the next morning I couldn't believe what I was seeing", Larry shrugged, "Big Dick was stuck in my hole the entire night and I never even realised it."
Larry has publicly apologised and even invited Dick to come and play in his miniature fort when it is eventually completed.