Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 17 October 2010

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US spooks just love airborne watersports

Langley, Va - (Mile High Mess): Whoever named the Agency's HQ the President George Herbert Bush center for Intelligence (sic) was probably on something disgusting.

That's the verdict this weekend as news breaks about new CIA snatch squads waterboarding random homegrown bullshitters in a Buffet Private Airways Mile High Club cubicle over the Platte River plains.

Apparently the guy had sent a jokey email to President Obama saying 'How much for the anal bleaching video, Barry?', to which the official reply was '30 minutes with my colonic irrigation team, buster'.

The ensuing footage was then posted on the YouBoob! channel where it has become a smash hit with watersports enthusiasts the world over.

Late last night the vid had got over 5 million hits and was going viral in dissident Chinese-ruled hotspots.

MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams was 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: CIA, Waterboarding




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