WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to regain traction in the upcoming midterm elections, Congressional Democrats threw Congressman Barney Frank under the Anti-Gay Bus, driven by Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss.
Chambliss was driving the bus emblazoned with a colorful "All Faggots must die" banner to drum up support for Republican candidates.
The bus was initially used by Barack Obama during his campaign for President of the United States. Mr. Obama threw many Democrats under the bus in an attempt to make it appear that he was not a racist Marxist from Kenya.
Fortunately for Frank, he was protected by the decomposing bodies of previous victims and was not hurt seriously in the incident.