Christine O'Donnell Not Happy About Fielding Witch Jokes

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Tuesday, 21 September 2010


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When Christine O'Donnell of Delaware won the election to run for a United States Senate seat on the GOP ticket, she was all smiles, but it didn't take long for the bones in her closet to start rattling. The biggest bone rattler of all turned out to be a very savvy Bill Maher, who just happens to be sitting on a gold mine of old Chris O'Donnell tapes from his old television show, Politically Incorrect. Maher has threatened O'Donnell that if she doesn't accept his offer to appear on his new show Real Time with Bill Maher, he's will release a video a week up until the election in November.

And just like the kidnapper who lops off his victim's ear and sends it to the family for ransom money, Maher is quite serious. Last week, he released the first of more than 20 archived videos where a young O'Donnell admits she dabbled in witchcraft. This airing has not only hit mainstream media with a vengeance, but some pundits agree that it has spawned some of the best political jokes since those told back in the George Bush/Dan Quayle and Clinton/Lewinsky eras.

For instance, did you hear the rumor that an unauthorized biography is due out this week called "Christine O'Donnell-My Life, Warts and All?" Then there's the one about how she hopes she never becomes as popular as President Obama. Why you ask? She hears the roasts can be brutal.

But it's not all about witches. O'Donnell's strict Christian beliefs have caused her to say a lot of things that have brought the proverbial shtick ball down on her head. For instance, O'Donnell has made it perfectly clear that she is totally against masturbation. Quipped one comedian, "There goes the male vote."

So far, Bill Maher has already broken his promise of releasing one video per week by prematurely releasing another vintage video where Christine O'Donnell takes up the issue of telling lies and makes known her belief that telling lies in any situation is wrong. If this is true, O'Donnell is going to have to make a decision, stay true to her beliefs or forget about being a Senator.

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