Christine O'Donnell - Scarah Palin's latest favorite Mama Grizzly - upholder of reel American family values (nudge-nudge; wink-wink) is finding herself in the news again and this time it's for all the wrong reasons.
Perhaps O'Donnell should have heeded the advice - you simply don't Don't Mess With the Pros! Bad enough that Delaware's simple-minded, Tea Bagger supporters chose to elect her as their candidate for the mid-term elections despite warnings of her finger in the campaign till. Stupid is as stupid does one could conclude.
She then proudly announced that she would do the rounds of top TV networks to sell her Message to America. No sooner said then Bill Maher released a 1999 video clip in which she claimed she 'dabbled in witchcraft'.
O'Donnell, an uneducated, anti-gay crackpot has also gone on record saying :
"We have God-given sexual desires and we need to understand them and learn how to use them"
Now breaking news reveals that film-makers have released yet another video in which 'Chatty Christy' proudly talks about masturbating on a satanic altar in full view of friends. With great relish, she shares all the gory details of her masturbation.
"The Bible says that there's lust in your heart ... So you can't masturbate without lust. I have lots of lust in mine."
She then provided other titillating details:
"I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do.
"One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn't know it. I mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that.
"We went to a movie and then had a little picnic on a satanic altar. Then I masturbated in front of all of them and I found the meaning of true Glory"
As a result of this new outing, the GOP's latest Savior quickly canceled all her Sunday TV appearances and went into hiding at an undisclosed location.
