BOSTON, MA - Congressman Barney Frank held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement - The Entitlement And Tyranny Party, or TEAT-Party.
The mission of the movement is to promote government-subsidies, handouts and welfare.
While the new movement allegedly has several million members, many of the TEAT-Party supporters did not attend the press conference due to other engagements, such as standing in line, watching TV, pan-handling and other criminal activity.
Congressman Frank added "The TEAT-Party movement hopes to punish success, reward failure and encourage as many as possible to stop working and get on-board with government sustenance".
