LAS VEGAS, NV - A Spoof! author discovered today that stories with 'TITS' in the headline do better than stories without 'TITS'. Additionally, stories with 'DICKS' in the headline garner more readers than stories without 'DICKS'.
It is unclear why stories with 'TITS' and 'DICKS' are so popular, but it is suspected that some people like 'TITS' while others prefer 'DICKS'. There are unsubstantiated reports that there are people who don't like either 'TITS' or 'DICKS'.
In other news , stories with the word 'C*NTS' in the headline do better than stories without 'C*NTS', while stories with 'Republican' in the headline do not do as well.
