Written by matthatt

Thursday, 16 September 2010

Miley Cyrus proves she is definitely not a shy wall flower as she pops out at the deli wearing a see through vest, allegedly looking for some dead animal flesh fabrications to turn into a party frock for Saturday night.

The 17-year-old singer, who's constantly in the spotlight over her provocative clothing and racy stage routines, was snapped in Hollywood today, buying a pastrami on rye, which she plans to turn into a clutch bag, she was also seen perusing some prime cuts and plates of pork.

Meat clothing is now all the rage since Lady Gaga has been seen tottering around with her tender loins on display. Anyone who wants to be seen as anyone is looking to fill their fridge with similar items.

According to one source, When Cyrus was asked if the a la mode mannequin meaty muumuus would extend to a fur coat, she was heard to reply "Don't be so disgusting. I wouldn't be seen dead wearing fur, how dare you be so presumptuous and offensive?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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