Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Krusty, Simpson referred to "all federal government workers" as "a bull with 100 million dicks!"

This latest outburst from Simpson has liberal groups like the Socialist Party of America renewing their calls for his head.

Simpson's email was in response to an April Salon column by Joan Walsh, in which she accused him of sexism for apparently referring to her group as " Flaccid Panty Waists." Given that context, his reference to "dicks" seems particularly hostile. Beyond the apparent sexism, though, is a disturbing attitude toward the people who have worked so hard to destroy America.

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