Lurid Three In The Bed Romp 'A Misunderstanding'

Funny story written by Nick Hobbs

Monday, 16 August 2010

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Dirty bugger....

Barry Tattersall, 39 of Leicestershire, claimed today that pictures exposing his three in a bed romp with a middle aged woman and a teenage girl, were a simple misunderstanding.

Tattersall, an electrician with aspirations of moving into local politics, was caught on in store security cameras romping with the two ladies in 'Land Of Nod', a reasonably priced bed shop, which also offers free delivery within a designated area.


"The people in that video were my wife and daughter," he pleaded, "we only went in to try and buy a decent bed, ours has become a bit creaky and tired, me and the missus hopped on and Abby, my daughter, just jumped on too."

"Next thing we're surrounded by store security and loads of press," he blubbed, "are you trying to ruin my career before it's even started? I was trying to buy a bed for Christ's sake!" he blasphemously continued.


The pervert and his groupies were escorted from the shop by store security and handed over to police, who had been called by a member of the public.

Detective Zip Studdebacher told us "I can confirm that a man and two women of the female persuasion have been detained by my officers, and are helping with our ongoing investigations into an incident in which we believe the persons who are in custody may or may not have been directly, or indeed indirectly involved in."


If found guilty of being pervy in a public place, Tattersall will face a lengthy prison spell and a heavy fine, whilst his future career in politics will suffer no harm at all.

He may also find himself on a future episode of 'Cops With Cameras' or 'Worlds Most Shocking....Bed Romps 2'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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