Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

image for Glenn Beck Is Very Upset That Mrs. Obama Has Booked The Saudi Arabian Muslin Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At Her Husband's Birthday Party
Dorotea "Cuddles" Crustalano is the #1 "Hit Man" in the entire Monterubbiano Family.

DUBUQUE, Iowa - GOP talk show host Glenn Beck was in Dubuque on a book signing tour of his latest book entitled, How The Hell Can I Have So Much Common Sense And Still Be So Downright Stupid?"

During the book signing he met one of Vice-President Joe Biden's golfing buddies, Tony "The Tongue" Tuffarelli. Beck told Tuffarelli that he did not appreciate the fact that Mrs. Obama had booked a Saudi Arabian Muslim band to perform at her husband's 49th birthday shindig.

"The First Mama" has in fact booked the world's first Muslim rap band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, who hail from Saudi Arabia.

When Tony "The Tongue" informed Vice-President Biden of Beck's remarks the vice president sternly replied, "And just who da effen hell does this freakin Glenda Becky twat think he is anyway?"

Biden went on to say that a lot of people know that Becky, as Glenn's gay friends call him, is nothing more than a damn Nazi wannabee who goes around whining and crying all the time like he's some kind of Lindsay Lohan transgendered queer clone or something."

Tony "The Tongue" who is a very near and dear friend of two of New York City's top Mafioso leaders Giovanni Fabrosini and Vito Monterubbiano said that both Vanni and Vito were not pleased to hear the dipshit comments that came out of Glenn "Da Weasel Face" Beck's sissy little, redneck mouth.

They have reportedly informed the White House that they know that Beck was not invited to the party but that they would both be glad to personally pick up Mr. Beck and drive him to the party, wait for him, and then drive him back to his home.

SIDENOTE: The White House reportedly replied, "Thanks guys, but no thanks. We do not want Mr. Beck stinking up the nice, fresh smelling White House with his racist smelling odor."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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