Tehran- A nuclear explosion rocked Tehran Iran this morning. Sources in the capitol blames failed missile test for the destruction.
At 5:00 am cst this morning an explosion and mushroom cloud were reported over the capitol. Speculation was Israel or the United States launched a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the rogue nation over its refusal to abandon its nuclear ambitions.
Igor Vodkas, Russian diplomat stationed in Iran explained in broken English " Mother Russia went on high alert because of the boom, we thought we were next, but stupid Iranians bombed them own capitol".
The latest reports out of the Iranian capitol indicate the explosion was the results a failed missile test by the Iranian Military.
Anonymous sources said the Iranians were testing their latest suicide nuclear ballistic missile. It has been reported that the martyrs attached to the side of the missile caused it to veer of course and decimate the capital. Eyewitness reported hearing someone screaming "Allah Akbar" seconds before the explosion.