Iran Agrees To Nuke Israel If Obama Removes Sanctions

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Kiss Your Ass Goodbye

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced today that she had reached an agreement with Mahmoud Ahmadinejab that would ease world tensions in the Middle East. Arriving back from her trip to Tehran, she announced the break-through in dipomacy that had eluded past administrations, including that of her husband.

Now that Iran has successfully built at least two nuclear bombs that could annihilate Israel, Obama decided that the sanctions recently imposed on Iran were unnecessarily provocative and might prevent Ahmadinejab and his warmongering clerics from reaching their goal of destroying Israel, a country for which Obama has no use.

With the recent return of Rahm Emanuel from Jerusalem, who was allowed by Obama to go back for his son's bar mitzvah before the country was nuked, any reason to sign this agreement was apparently resolved.

It is reported that Emanuel made a final visit to the Wailing Wall and left a prayer written on a gum wrapper that stated:

"My friends, you are toast. I suggest that you put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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