New York - (Prenup News): The super twister is making a beeline for Astor Courts, Rhinebeck this weekend, weathermen have warned.
It's projected path lies slap bang in the middle of one of the Clintons' greatest ever deception accomplishments - a.k.a Chelsea's wedding.
The full wrath of karma is readying to dump a career best super twister on America's most corrupt gangster tribe - the Bush family notwithstanding.
Massed Clinton crime cabal members are congregating for the crowning of the Comeback Kid's ultimate scam - the handfasting of Chelsea Clinton to convicted fraudster's son Marc Mezvinaky-Lewinsky.
Fraud however may not be the gathering's biggest problem.
A Rhinebeck municipal website information page proudly proclaims that 'no registered sex offenders were living in this village in May 2009'.
"Well, of the 400 Chelsea wedding guests we estimate 350 have, at some time in their sordid lives, been in jail for serious sex crimes," celebwatch site LAFagHagSlagMag commented today.
"And that includes British guest-of-honor ex-Prime Monster John Major!"
Gennifer Flowers, 69, has been barred from seeing her firstborn walk up the aisle.
