OMG! Anna Kuschenko Chapman is BP CEO Tony Hayward's daughter??

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Wednesday, 30 June 2010

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Is there crude running through Ms Chapman's veins?

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): A massive damage limitation exercise is under way amid fears the flame haired Mata Hari has tested positive for paternity by the disaster-hit BP boss.

Officially the stunning looking Russian spook was born in the Ukraine and raised in Volgograd, formerly Stalingrad.

But scientists at the UK's National Poisons Unit have scored a direct hit matching Putin's gorgeous little grafter with her beleaguered oil industry Dad.

News of the BP connection sent shockwaves in the US capital where paranoid politicos have hunkered down in hush-hush one-to-ones with their respective defamation attorneys.

These are said to include Hillary Clinton's former Senate campaign finance chairman Alan Patricof who fears Chapman's accomplice Cynthia Murphy 'may have implicated him in something disgusting'.

Another high profile figure 'going apeshit about this business' is Nouriel Roubini, professor of economics at New York University's Stern School of Business and chair of the economic consultancy Roubini Global Economics.

He and Chapman were spotted in London last month at a Chelsea FC football match discussing their favorite ballgames.

Chelsea Clinton is 29.

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