What the F--k Did Kate Gosselin Do To Her Face?

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Does my Botox look funny to you?

Kate Gosselin, the reason no man will ever get married again, has f--ked up her face beyond recognition, obviously opting to have Josef Mengele give her a Botox treatment.

"She's looked great in earlier photos," said Dr. Yugot Helfinsurance. "Now the woman looks like a Beetlejuice hallowe'en mask!"

Gosselin suffered from bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance.

"Look," said Kate, getting ready to beat her kids unmercifully just for sport."I figured, 'with 8 kids, would anyone dare f--k me?' Now I know for sure.

Kate says as soon as she feeds on a few mice, she is going to rub her skin against a rock and shed it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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