Susan Boyle to meet with Mark Lowton of The Spoof

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 24 June 2010

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Susan Boyle and Mark Lowton to meet soon

Susan Boyle has asked her P.A. to arrange a meeting with The Spoof's Mark Lowton. Susan admits that she has really been enjoying all the funny articles written 'tongue in cheek' and published by Spoof Writers. She would like to shake him by the hand - and shake some fanatics by the 'neck'.

Susan admits to having had 'more than a few wee giggles' when reading the articles over at The Spoof. Susan also commented that she,

"canna understand all the fuss frae the 'crazies' oot there trying' to protect me. Frae wo' may A ask? Th' only things A need protectin' frae are the crazy buggers (oops! sorry!) who keep followin' me and gettin' in ma way everywhere A go. It's ge'in' righ' on ma 'bosoms'it surely is. (Giggle) A do hope yea really ken wo' A mean by 'bosoms' (giggle. A have go' tae be really careful wo' A say these days. Yea ken?"

We anticipate a meeting of the two 'heads of state' in the not too distant future. AND WHAT A STATE WE'RE IN....FER SURE!!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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