Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were this morning celebrating taking over their beloved meeting place.
"We only had to pay $8000 for something we had for free only yesterday! Bargain!" said the very deluded new head chief fanatic.
"We knew if we prayed hard enough we would win in the end!" said some fanatics praying. "Only God has the power to bring us victory! Oh, and $8000!"
"Nothing will change at all!" enthused one of the hundreds of new chief fanatics. "We will still write semi-pornographic stories about Susan and anything in trousers, we will still bless everything that moves, we will still ban an lie about anyone who disagrees with anything we say, we will still bully Susan's management team on a daily basis, we will still turn up at all her gigs and insist we get to meet her, and we will still turn up en masse in Blackburn and annoy the locals!" continued the fanatic.
"Cheapskates! I was hoping for a lot more than that!" grumbled the outgoing chief fanatic, while cancelling his trip to Rio due to lack of funds.
The money will be blessed later today, before being handed over to the outgoing chief fanatic at his base in a secret location known only as 'X'.
