Susan Boyle fanatics world-wide, are gathering on their beloved web-site, now up for auction to the highest bidder, to design the mascot for London 2012.
They have been taking turns between watching the 'bids' for there beloved site, which are taking place online....and hitting the drawing board to design the new mascot.
So far, our 'source' tells us....the predominant colour is to be red. Now, this probably will not go down too well with the 2012 committee but the Red Scarf Brigade are willing to risk it.
Purple will definitely not be anywhere to be seen.
The Purple Teams, when spokes-people from each Purple Team were asked about this, both understand that this is not an issue - purple is not a colour that has ever been associated with the Olympics.
They wish the Red Scarf Brigade '.....all the luck in the world - they're gonna need it...They always DO!"
Other features of the mascot, on The Red Scarf Brigade's 'secret site' (if anything can be secret on the internet) are 'two black caterpillars' crawling over the mascot's two red eyes.
The mascot is also wearing a 'wee kilt' and this is in a red, white and blue tartan, to honour (sorry - 'honor') both the UK and the USA where most of Susan's fans base themselves when they are not stalking and bothering Susan herself as she travels the world.
They say they will add a touch of green in honour of Susan's favourite Celtic football team, (Susan recently put in a bid to buy Wayne Rooney for Celtic - in competition with Barcelona who are offering 80 million plus - see related story). Also there will be a touch of yellow as some fanatics do believe they remember Susan's brother, Gerry, saying that is Susan's favourite colour. A touch of black (being in the eyebrows) is to represent 'Pebbles', Subo's black and white pussy.
Naturally the mascot entered for the competition, will be made of plastic and will be wearing a red scarf.
Scriptures will be handwritten on each mascot - courtesy of the Clappy Twins. Needless to say, blessings will abound.
More on the Red Scarf Brigade's 'mascot entry' as this story unfolds.
