Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

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No People. This Is Not Sarah Palin.

You read that right, folks: Sarah Palin is a dumbass.

There really is no reason to act shocked, or else surprised, by this "new discovery" as, to quote Bob Dole, "I know it; you know it; the American people know it; the world knows it; the good folks on Mars know it," etc.

And I really hate to be so blunt about the situation, I really do. But folks, I am unable to put it any other way. Simply put, Sarah Palin is a dumbass.

Now, I know, many of you out there have fallen for her charm, including her down home talkin', not to mention her gorgeous face, and this 'n' that 'n' the other. But Dammit, this woman could very well end up being the next President, or else Vice President of the United States, for crying out loud.

I'm serious folks. So, many of you may ask, so what? So what? What do you mean by, so what? She's a dumbass, that's what. Look, read my lips, D-U-M-B-A-S-S, she is a dumb ass, that's what.

Forget the proof. Yeah, I could sit here and argue with lamp posts all day long, but what does that prove? Nothing, nothing at all, other than I'm a probable dumbass for my willingness to argue with another dumbass.

Alright, let's go ahead and postulate that I am a dumbass. I did not suggest that I am, I am merely suggesting to postulate that ridiculous notion. OK fine, I doubt few would argue against that assertion, but I digress. Uh, hello? I Have No Aspirations To Run The United States of America! Perhaps it takes a dumbass to know one, but I know one when I see it, and Sarah Palin is a dumbass.

Tea Party, Pee Party. I don't care what's popular at the moment. You know what? Bell bottom jeans were once popular too. Well, I don't see you tea partiers sporting bell bottom corduroy jeans, along with those spiffy blue suede shoes at your little gatherings now do I? Why not? Because you all don't want to appear as a bunch of dumbasses, that's why.

Oh, but Hello! You've got Mail!

This has been Commentary, by funwithwords. Please join her next time as she continues taking on the issues of the day, one by one.

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