Farmers in the UK have been put on high alert after a week of cattle and sheep mutilations across mainland UK. Farmers have been telling of bright lights orange spheres and humanoid creatures threatening there lives and livestock.
I spoke To One Tony Martin who has just been released by police after events at his home in Nottinghamshire; on Friday 2nd April Mr Martin had been watching TV in his home when flashing lights outside his window caught his eye.
Mr Martin went out into his field to investigate when he was approached by what he called 2 male humanoid looking creatures who were gaunt in appearance and very dirty looking and spoke in a vary strange Twang that they called Pikey, the 2 creatures proceeded to threaten him, ordering Mr martin to take them back to his house, they told him they needed a place to stay the night after there ship had crashed landed in his field, Mr Martin has described there ship as looking like a 1940's caravan with a propulsion system fitted to the bottom of it.
Fearing for his life he took the 2 strange talking creatures back to his house where he managed to reach for his shotgun and blasted one of them, at which point there was a blinding light and Mr Martin awoke to the Nottingham police force surrounding his house, there was also mutilated sheep and cows in his field.
The police have declined to comment on the matter, only saying they were following a positive line of enquiry. There were also other cases across Shropshire one Phil Hoyle, 53, who has spent nine years probing the riddle of livestock found, killed, said: "For a short, while it looked more like a Star Wars battle."
Farmers across the country have asked the travelling community to clear off there lands and not return.
A statement from the travelling community released this morning stated they are been victimized all on the one testimony of a drunken old man with a quick trigger finger and a thirst for blood who has described a spaceship as a 1940's caravan. They went on to say that they do not have the capabilities nor the technology to carry out such atrocities not to mention been able to invent a propulsion system to take their travelling caravans that step further. Although Farmers across the region said it would not be such a bad idea to send them all to the cosmos.
The travellers went on to state that "Animals are being clinically and surgically sampled by a highly advanced technology." And they were going to stand up for their rights and clear there names from been associated with the Sheep wars.
Another exclusive from thestig: on the QT and very Hush Hush.
