Written by Bureau

Friday, 30 April 2010

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The recent launching of a U.S. military rocket finally began making sense today even though the military still will not discuss it.

However, our reporters have uncovered a copy of half-shredded military records that say that headquarters in Houston is trying to avoid a worldwide panic.

With the second rocket launched yesterday and the Russians redirecting several of their nuclear missiles, it seems to be preparing for whatever is coming toward the earth. The records show that it is a good-sized asteroid.

That also explains why there has been no serious protests from Russia over the U.S. actions.

One source in Russia has confirmed our findings before we decided to go ahead with the story. The source stated that they are expecting three more secret U.S. launchings.

The reason for the sudden co-operation? Mutual protection.

The asteroid or huge meteor (the report isn't clear so they may not know at this time) is on course to come much too close to the Earth within two years, although everything is still being denied by both countries.

This reporter's wife is already making a special suit for our son, Snippet Jr, and we are discussing the purchase of a small rocket from China.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Earth, Asteroid, panic

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