Just as the King Divorce frenzy appeared to be settled in the late innings, a pinch hitter has stepped up to blow the game wide open with revelations of a 'torrid' affair with the 76 year old septuagenarian's wife.
King's 7th or 8th wife, (who's counting) singer Shawn Southwick, 50, had sued for divorce last week claiming the sex addicted talk show host had been having it on with her 'hot' 45 year old sister, Shannon Engeman, lavishing her with over a million dollars in gifts including a $160,000 car.
Divorce lawyers for Southwick were ready to bring in their hard throwing closer to shut out King in the final inning when a hunky Little League coach was sent in to pinch hit at King's final at bat, and hit what could be a 'walk off ' home run!
Hector Penate, dug in, and then swung for the fences on a high inside hard one, sending the game into overtime with allegations Shawn had seduced him within two weeks of meeting him on the diamond where he was coaching her two sons in Little League.
According to Penate, Shawn lavished HIM with gifts, including a BMW 7 Series Sedan, and paid for the rent in a swank apartment which she even managed to have Larry Co-Sign on the lease.
Penate said Shawn told him Larry was an 'all talk, no bat' player in the bedroom, and after 13 years of marriage she was 'ready to shake up the lineup."
The little league coach said after several try outs in King's own bed, on his desk, and in the master bathroom, he had won the 'clean up' spot in the lineup which lead to 'fantastic' sex, even while the pair watched Larry from his bed while he was on air.
"Shawn was a little rusty after being stuck in the minors so long, " said Penate, " she was really a pull hitter, but after I coached her on choking up on the bat, she became a really good opposite field hitter. Things were going along pretty well until this divorce thing, she even expressed an interest in becoming a switch hitter!"
The divorce hearing has been temporarily called due to this latest 'thunderstorm', with the playing field closed to reporters and placed under a tarp to protect the field.
As one avid baseball fan quipped, "It ain't over till it's over!"
"Yeah," said a fan from Boston, "de ja vu all over again...just like when the Sox were down 0-3 in the World Series and came back to sweep the Yanks!"
When last seen Larry was smiling, scratching his nuts and adjusting his cup as he prepared to step in the batter's box to give his deposition.
Box office scores and Nude Pics to follow as soon as the Epic contest concludes and the Fat Lady Sings.
