Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

Funny story written by Frog-rotta

Friday, 16 April 2010

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Jeter knocks one back in

In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox.

The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting life time Bronx resident and Yankee fan Juan Ramirez directly in the temple jolting him out of a 32 year long coma.

Once conscious, the first thing Mr.Ramirez wanted to do was go hunting for the SON of SAM, eat a Reggie Bar, watch Vanessa Delrio get banged by Ron Jeremy and go Rollor Disco Dancing.

He was saddened to find out all of these past times were thankfully part of a distant past,

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