In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox.
The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting life time Bronx resident and Yankee fan Juan Ramirez directly in the temple jolting him out of a 32 year long coma.
Once conscious, the first thing Mr.Ramirez wanted to do was go hunting for the SON of SAM, eat a Reggie Bar, watch Vanessa Delrio get banged by Ron Jeremy and go Rollor Disco Dancing.
He was saddened to find out all of these past times were thankfully part of a distant past,
