Written by Frog-rotta

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

image for Clowns break into Larry King's house
King strapped to chair during break-in

Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night.

Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of suspenders he has acquired over the years.

Apparently the perversely gaudy colors can bring a pretty penny on the black market where they are then sold to Chinese carnivals, Romanian freak shows and the "Umpa Umpa Men" famed creepy workers From the Willie Wonka chocolate factory.

King is set to have some of the Umpa's appear on "Larry King Live" to try and crack the case.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Larry King, Clown




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