In the early hours of this morning April the first 2010, a silver coloured Flying Saucer, 50 feet wide, with red glowing lights all round and a strange eerie humming noise landed on Wimbledon Common.
Great Uncle Bulgaria the leader of the Wombles of Wimbledon, was first on the scene and described how a door opened in front of the spaceship and a little Grey Man with large opaque creepy eyes appeared in front of him,took a sample of the grass and disappeared back inside his spaceship.
You do see strange things early in the morning on Wimbledon Common so be warned.