O'bama proud of his Irish ancestry

Although born in Hawaii or Malaysia or Western Gondwanaland,President Barack O'bama is most proud of his Irish heritage and he has the name to prove it! When critics asked why the apostrophe hadn't appeared before the upcoming St.Patrick's Day parade the leader remarked,"It was just a typo slipped in by some of those "birthers" who don't really
believe I was born.The truth is,some of my birth occurred over Galway in mid-flight to Hawaii!" Critics squinted their eyes critically when he launched into a full-on brogue while telling a winding story about kissing the Blarney Stone and always "wearin' the green". Barack is definitely a "Man o' the World".