As if the sporting world hasn't enough scandals to deal with yet another SHOCKWAVE hits another bastion of REAL MENS ONLY sport, Rugby and the question now is, when are men REAL MEN???
"I'm Gay" outed Welsh Rugby star, Gareth Thomas, "I've kept my DICK between my thighs whilst showering long enough and had enough of masturbating there after, BOYO!, I'm fucking Gay, hurrah!!"
Yes readers, this is RUGBY! The final bastion of real mens BUTCH behaviour has been cracked and turned it into BITCH behaviour!
OK, we all know Gay men love watching Rugby, tight shorts, big bums and steaming nostrils, ooohh Eureka!
But for one of its superstars to COME OUT after all of these years (how the fuck did he keep his DICK down! or did he?) is amazing.
Jaggedone has decided to become a synchrone swimming fan, no fear of Gays coming out of their closets their (maybe horny lesbians, but that's OK)!
Boyo Thomas has decided to celebrate his OUTING by jumping into bed with that fab Irish GAY hunky Hurler Donal Og Cusack and celebrate "MENS GAY LIB" and the Pink press are having a field day!!
WARNING: ALL STRAIGHT RUGBY PLAYERS CHECK OUT WHO THE FUCK YOU'VE GOT BEHIND YOU IN THE SCRUM AND HOLDING YOUR JOCKSTRAP, YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
