Another bastion of real, hunky, mega-manhood has been infiltrated, breached and destroyed, that world renowned Irish sporting pastime called hurling.
Irish superstar, womens pin-up and ex-impotent Casanova, Donal Og Cusack, has come out from between his goalposts and admitted he likes mens thighs and womens boobs disgust him.
After showering with his male colleagues for over 25 years in a baggy pair of boxer-shorts to avoid revealing his big stiff one the truth has now been revealed, he loves mens bottoms, especially whilst being hurled to the ground in a homo-fantasy fashion (talking of, fashion!!!)
As from now Donal will wear his mini-kilt and stilettos in goal, hoping a stiff Irish wind will blow up into his crutch every time he makes a save and the "Big Hunky Hurlers" will dive all over him!
This final bastion of "REAL MENS SPORTS" now belongs to the rest of the "Poofy" sports gradually being dominated by gays, eg,
Pole Vaulting- from behind!
Soccer - in transvestite make-up with 2 balls!
Cricket - Touch my middle stump and your in Ducky, howzat!
Rugby - hotpants, massive thighs with a "big bum touch down"
Rowing Doubles - back on back, to and fro and wielding those "wooden paddles!"
Relay Racing - you touch my "Baton" I'll touch yours!
All male Tennis doubles - serving ACES into bent-over opponents rear-guards!
Tossing the Caber - mini-kilted, shaven hairy chest, pantiless and tossing them "gayly" laddies, oooh!
ETC,ETC!
