ACORN, the controversial advocacy group made infamous for giving financial advice to a pimp and his hooker (who were actually reporters in cognito) is changing its name.
ACORN leadership, anxious to get past the controversies that have surrounded it stemming from allegations of voter fraud as well as involvement in illegal lobbying and strongarm tactics, announced today it would be changing its name across the country.
"We need to rebrand and reinvent ourselves," said Lakwana Fatisha Bulifa Latesha Conefa Bedeefa, ACORN's public relations chairbeing. "We wants fo de peepul to knows dat we izz all jiggy widdit."
ACORN, singlehandedly responsible for putting Obama inthe White House, is now in charge of all social problems, and those that do not effect inner city drug abusers have been pronounced non-existent by the superhuman group of black, I mean poor person advocates.
Keeping up with current trends in the communities it represents, the advocacy group will now be known as Community ORgaNization of Hope, Oversimplification, Laziness, and Extortion, or CORNHOLE.
"Dat be wat it is," said Lakwana Fatisha Bulifa Latesha Conefa Bedeefa. CORNHOLE is expected to take over the United States early this Spring, once all the people opposed to the organization are good and terrified.
