Co-Joined Twins Admit That They Wear Men's Underwear

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Mary and Terry McBriar, a pair of co-joined (a.k.a. cojoined or Siamese) twins who have been in the news lately, have admitted that they generally buy and wear men's briefs. The eighteen year olds are joined at the hip and have three legs between them and share some internal organs.

"Look," said Mary. We buy men's underwear. So what? No one makes panties with three leg holes, and can you imagine what a thong with three leg holes would look like?"

"We put our outside legs down the leg holes and our center leg goes through the fly."

Terry added that "women wear men's boxer shorts as pajamas all of the time, so I don't think this is that big of a deal. If Victoria's Secret or Hane's Her Way decides to make us some soft, silky panties that would work for a three legged woman, we'll wear them. Until then, we're stuck with these."

Their boyfriends, the co-joined Pissgums twins (Buck and Percival) said that they didn't share their tighty whiteys with the girls. Buck said that "they said that they wouldn't wear ours cuz we had too many holes in 'em and they didn't like the racing stripes and skid marks."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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