Mama, Daddy, Grandma - whose baby is it anyway?

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Thursday, 31 December 2009


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A fierce custody battle over the Palin/Johnston baby is now in full force. The mother and the grandmother are pulling on one side and the biological father is pulling for his side to gain full custody of the child.

Some people will side with the Mother/Grandmother team being that the father figure is a busy man these days what with posing for photo shoots in his underwear and nuts. This being a good bargaining lever in court to show he can support the child in a manner in which he is now apparently living in the Palin household. However, team Mother/Grandmother can argue that perhaps soon this child could be living high on the hog in the White House!

But who is better able to bring up this child? Let's see what happens should the daddy get custody. Wake up the baby get him ready to go with daddy to the next semi nude photo shoot.

Photographer is happy to see the baby as he schemes how to better do a shoot with both daddy and baby. Let's picture Levi in diapers now........I mean a diaper ad of course, changing the baby on full camera which will surely embarrass the future president of the United States as her grandson is exposed to the world while his diaper is being changed.

Many drawbacks here, hectic schedule for the baby, not enough playtime, perhaps smoke environment.

But then is he better off with team Mother/Grandmother as his own mother is busy taking care of the Palin household as well as the Palin younger children as the grandmother is busy traveling to book signings and speaking engagements. Will this afford baby any bonding time with Mama. Will jealousy ensue as baby and his UNCLE fight for toys and attention ?

Will this baby get lost in the shuffle as all the children parade across the stage at the Presidential election ceremonies should Grandma be in the running?

You be the judge, who would you award custody of the child to? Are you team Mother/Grandmother or team Daddy?

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